I have had so many people comment on my facebook musings from the weekend that I thought I would put the entire conversation on my blog. Let me introduce you to David Vanbrunt Williams (whatever):
A little background - I normally do not accept friend requests from people I don't know, however, I have recently been connecting with family members of my grandfathers (he died before I was born) and this guy had one mutual friend who happened to be a family member I have recently gotten to know. So I thought perhaps he was another one. My first question to him was "how do we know one another?" The conversation below is what happened next....
Please comment, enjoy and share! We don't want any innocent folks falling for scams such as this. Lucky for him, I was enjoying a weekend with nothing to do but relax, so he had my full attention.
My responses to him are in RED.
Chat Conversation Start
June 27th, 8:26am
Good Morning
How was your night
Hello How are you doing today and your family??
June 28th, 11:17pm
Happy sunday
June 30th, 4:29am
Good morning to you.. How was your night? I have some information to pass across to you
What's that?
Have you heard about the Facebook promo and have you been told about your winnings?
No!!!! Please tell me!!! I will give you my bank info right away so you can deposit !!!
Please hurry!!
Relax
I am delighted to inform you that you have won the sum of $550,000.00 only and i will like to now if you are ready to receive your winnings?
Congraulation!!!
Your attention is needd
June 30th, 7:05am
What do I need to do!!!
Wednesday 8:00am
Good morning Lisa
You are to provide the following information for the processing of your winnings.Full name,home address where your winnings will be delivered to,occupation,cell number,email address.
Do you think I am an idiot?
Thursday 6:23pm
No one is forcing you to receive your winnings..
Seriously? Do people really fall for this shit?
It not a shit
are you doubting it
How is that I won?
i want you to know that your winning prize is 100% real and legit and the United state FBI is also aware of this lottery so i will like to know if you are fully ready to claim your winning prize ?
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????????????????
I am ready
In other to claim your winning prize you are to Reconfirmed some Data-Bases in which the Facebook Board will make use to get your Winning Certificate and all Necessary document available for you before they can release your winning Funds to you today. Full Name: Full Home address: Mobile Number: Email Address: Those are the details you are to reconfirm in other to claim your winning prize ?
You can not even type English.
do you want your winnings to be terminated?
I am just so frightened. I hate to miss out on the chance of a lifetime. By the way you are quite handsome.
reconfirm the information for your winnings to be issued
????
Lisa Vanderpump #1 Hoyty Toyty Drive Beverly Hills, CA. 90210 Highclassbitch@gmail.com
what is your problem
where is your #
? My number? Did u not receive all my info above? #youhurtmyfeelings
how
no # available there
You say "what is ur problem?" I have done everything u ask!
what about your phone number..
it not provided.
Oh yes. My phone number. I am so sorry. 826-867-5309
you will be paying for delivery fee okay
Choose your Preferable Option on how you intend to receive your Winnings : 1) ATM (These require delivery charges and would be paid by beneficiary So take note of these). 2) Check (These require delivery charges and would be paid by
Ok friend. Just tell me how much and I am in
This is not a do or die affairs,
just 180
that the delivery fee only
are you there
choose your mode of receiving your winnings so that it will be issued.
$1.80!!! OH EM GEE. Can I send this in small coin?
Check,AMT CARD
ATM CARD
I wish to receive this in an AMT CARD
ATM****
TYPOGRAPHIC ERROR
ARE YOU PERFECT..
DO YOU WANT YOUR WINNINGD
WINNINGS**
Oh my dear new friend, I am far from perfect. Can u please send it to my ATM
i want you to understand that this requested fee is for the shipment of your package to you and we also want you to know that there is no way we can ship the package to you if you don't have the fee paid to the right department according to our mode of operation.
YOUR ATM CARD IS READY
ARE YOU SERIOUS
I am so serious
ARE YOU READY TO PAY THE FEE
I am ready
DO YOU HAVE ANY MONEYGRAM OUTLET AROUND YOU
Um.. I'm not sure. Let me ask my dad. He works for Homeland Security. He is up to speed on these things.
YOU AREE NOT TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT YOUR WINNINGS
THIS IS JUST A WARNING
WE EXPERIENCE SO MANY ISSUES CONCERNING WINNERS SHARING THEIR WINNINGS TO PARENT NOR FRIENDS AND FAMILIES.
Oh shoot. What should I do? He just walked out of the room and made a phone call! Let me go get him. Remain calm, friend. Don't take away my winnings!!
IT NON OF MY BUSINESS IF HE DISCOURAGE YOU
Oh i won't share. But he knows where the money gram places are. He has a huge database so he can check your name and find the safest place for me to go. He checks for scams all the time
OK
I HAVE ALL YOUR ESSENTIAL DOCUMENT LIKE YOUR ATM CARD,WINNINGS CERTIFICATE HERE WITH ME TO SHOW YOU THAT IS AUTHORIZED.
Can u send me a picture?
OF WHAT
Of my atm card and winnings certificate
OK
HOLE LET ME REQUEST.
JUST HOLD OK
Ok friend
I just can't believe this
You too can also see your winnings is real and legit
Yes I can. So what do u need from me? I already have plans for my $550,000!!
i did not need anything..you are to follow the terms and condition..
Are you ready to oay the delivery fee?
I am ready
how many minute will it take o to get the delivery fee sent?
Can I just meet you somewhere? I have the cash!
No
No
No
Are you afraid of sending the delivery fee?
OMG!! What a small world! My Dad said he KNOWS YOU!! Something about an IP address? He just called his "partner" (wierd - I had no idea he was gay - but I love gays!) and they are on their way to your place!! They are bringing the $1.80. So it's ok by me if you just give them the $550,000!!
Lisa..i am not forcing you.
David I know. That's what I told my dad before he left.
Good things are not easy to receive,there will always be an obstacle from any angle..
You are such a wise man. I think I am falling in love with you.
As the matter of fact,you are not the only one that won the winnings sum of $550,000.00,so therefore you have to let me know you don't want your winnings anymore rather than telling me what your dad told you.,
Is that clear?
No. It's not clear. I told you my dad said he knows you and that he is on his way with my $1.80. Why so angry?
are you ready to send he 180
not 1.80
What is ur problem? My dad is bringing it to you AS WE SPEAK!! Relax!!
where?
did i give you the information to send it to
are you out of your mind..
'are you talking to a kid
common..you are loosing your winnings gradually
To your address. Like I said, dad said he knows you - your IP address.
Where did your dad told you i am
I am in California
i guess you are not ready.
ok
Hmmmm. Ok let me tell him.
YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE TERMS AND CONDITION..OTHERWISE YOU FALL ON SCAM PEOPLE OUT THERE.
You post it
what does tha mean
you are free
No I'm not. Can you help me?
Friday 4:56pm
How are you doing..TGIF..
Dear David, I am doing so good. TGIF Indeed!!!
Friday 8:55pm
Good Day my dear..Happy Friday
What is still gooing on
Saturday 9:57am
I am just waiting for my Dad to get back
Monday 2:52am
You are not serious,who is paying the money,you or dad...who owns the winnings,you or dad...common,think before you talk
Ok
Monday 2:22pm
DAD'S PET
I LOVE THE MUSIC YOU JUST LISTENED TO
Chat Conversation End
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I wasn't listening to any music. I haven't replied - maybe I will over the weekend.
Hope you enjoyed my little chat. :-)
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